the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation
I’m so bored with all my music
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
also you realize these girls are practically brainwashed into thinking they are dirt if they have sex? funny joke
y’all talk about how you should do sexual things exactly when you think it’s right/it’s ok do not do anything physical but you will still mock the Duggar women. weak.
actually tho everyone who complains about kids are people I can’t stand